“So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no roman candles or screamin’ mimis? Oh, come on man, you don’t got no lady fingers, buzz buddies, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity doo das or crap flappers? You’re gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker bisquits, honkey lighters, hoosker dos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick or one single whistling kitty chaser?”---------------David Spade in Joe Dirt (2001)
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