Guess Who?---"Skool Daze" 2011                                                                                                                           

Happy Halloween!

J. Walsh

Film Biz Joke

 The Devil tells a Hollywood Talent Agent, "I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived."

"Ok" says the agent, "what do I have to do in return?"

The Devil smiles, "Well... of course you have to give me your soul," he says, "but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children's children and, as a matter of fact, you must give me the souls of all your descendants through eternity!"

"Hold on," the agent says cautiously, "What's the catch?"

 

 

Dialogue Greatness

The Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Ron Burgundy: (on the fight between local anchormen) Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

BRILLIANT DIALOGUE

 The Odd Couple (1968)

Starring: Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison and Jack Lemon as Felix Unger.

Two divorced men, Felix a neurotic neat-freak and Oscar a fun-loving slob, who decide to live together.

                                                                        Attribution

Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!